do you ever get in those moods where you don’t know how to feel and everything kinda feels mixed up and you’re just sitting there alone in your room trying to figure out what the fuck is wrong with you



My parents are both pastors and once I was fucking this one dude who’s dad was the pastor of the rival church and he whispered ‘talk biblical to me’ so i started reciting Psalms  23 and we ended up getting into a competition of who could recite the most bible versus before they cummed

you need less jesus

(Source: itssexualhour)


you feel sick and you run out of the class. your teacher looks up in terror as he grabs the flamethrower, ready to destroy the test. suddenly, everything turns to slowmotion. the teacher sprints onto the desk, hair flowing. you hear the children screaming, and the Crimson leaves, falling.